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What’s your favorite part about NASCAR? The speed of the cars and the noise they make going around the track…in love!
What’s the fastest you’ve ever been in a car? 150
What are your hobbies? I like to play tennis and cook when I am not modeling or studying
Favorite Drink: Sex on the Beach…soo good!
What is the worst pick up line a guy has ever used on you? “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Come on! That was so 1990′s…think of something creative!
What do you look for in a guy? A great smile, confidence, and he has to have a brain!
What is a turn off? Bad teeth
Are you a fan of my mullet? haha yes! You can pull it off
Hello Ron Ripple Fans! I’ve been off for about a year doin what I do best… drinking beer and chasing women. So I thought now would be a better time than ever to come back and provide once again my commentary on the latest NASCAR drama. I figured heck, while I’m at it, I might as well keep the “girl of the week” segment going!
So if anyone knows of any girls wanting to be featured on my kick ass website…. email me!
Lookin forward to providing you with some great action!
Tony Stewart might be one of the most talked about drivers of the year. He started the season with speculation that he would only be middle of the pack, but he’s surpassed everyones doubts and has done something not many drivers could have imagined. He’s created a winning team straight out the box… yes it was an existing team, but he took it from zero to hero.
Tony Stewart is going to dominate at Indinapolis this year and drive around Dale Earnhardt Jr as if he was tied to Terry Labontes car. Oucchhhhhhh… sad but true! My boy Tony fell asleep last year but he’s wide awake now, trying to make up for lost time.
I’m not going to brown nose too much on my boy Tony… because I have a feeling the boy is starting to take a turn in his “social life.” I’ve noticed he’s somewhat lost his badboy attitude, and he’s starting to pick up some of Jeff Gordon’s bad habbits. Now I’m only speculating this, but I have a feeling the man is starting to drink white wine. Who drinks white wine other than sissy boys? Is it because he’s a team owner and he’s just trying to follow a trend?
This is how a real man drinks wine!
Anyway… Tony Stewart is going to dominate this weekend in Indy. Take your picks my fellow Ron Ripplers… whoever makes the right pick this weekend will get a Ron Ripple gift certificate to 7-11… and there will be enough money on it to buy a 12 pack of Budweiser.
Sorry my fellow Ron Ripplers. After the Championship race down in Homestead I decided to take an extended vacation and drive down to Key West.
It was a long, incredible season but very tiresome considering how many races I drove to this year, so I’m taking an extended vacation and will be back at it in about a month.
I will be checking e-mails and will continue to post “Girls of the Week,” so make sure you continue to send me your funny e-mails and comment on these beautiful girls…. I appreciate it.
This weekend in Atlanta there was more than one winner… Carl Edwards took home the checkered flag… but Jimmie Johnson took home an even greater lead in the race for the Championship.
Yesterday’s race was very intense. I thought there for a second that one of the bridesmaids I mentioned in my previous post was going to win the race. Matt Kenseth was up there leading a number of laps and Jeff Gordon was in the top three as well, trying to set himself up for the win. But unfortunately the win went to a typical Bride… Carl Edwards.
As usual the attention went to the typical Carl Edwards, Jimmie Johnson, and Kyle Busch because they were up front when it really counted. Carl Edwards won the race with Jimmie Johnson right behind him. And as I mentioned in the previous post Jimmie Johnson was the biggest media whore of the day. If we weren’t watching the leaders of the race, our attention was on Jimmie Johnson watching him pick off drivers as if he was at the shooting range.
I hate to admit it but if you were to ask me who the real winner of the weekend was? Obviously I would have to say the title goes to Jimmie Johnon. Jimmie Johnson took his unfortunate mishap in the pits… (On Lap 89, Johnson smoked his tires entering pit road and was nailed with a speeding penalty) and turned it around to earn him a second place finish at the end of the day.
If I told you at the beginning of the season that a driver went from 30th place to 2nd place in Atlanta, you probably would have guessed Kyle Busch. Well the tables have turned and the new wonder boy in the NASCAR world is Jimmie Johnson. The guy pisses excellence and there really isn’t anyone who can touch him right now.
Another driver who drove his @ss off was Juan Pablo Montoya. This guy was shocking the NASCAR world by hanging in the top five for most of the day until he got involved in an accident that took away his chances. Because Juan Pablo Montoya did such a great job this weekend I think I’m going to do a Hot Wive’s Club post about his wife. Good job Montoya… it looks like you’re becoming a true NASCAR racer.
Other than that it was an exciting race and shows that the real racing during the season doesn’t start until the last 10 races of the season. Basically when it counts.
Just when you think Kyle Busch is in a so called “Slump,” the kid comes out and dominates another road course. Watkins Glen was an incredible race and one you did not want to miss.
So we all know Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon were saying they saw weakness in the no. 18 car over the past couple races, well let me just say… THEY WERE WRONG. Just because Kyle Busch didn’t dominate the field in the last couple races doesn’t mean the driver is in a slump. He came out this weekend and showed the field exactly what they didn’t want to see… “the back of Kyle Busch’s no. 18 car!”
Watkins Glen was a pretty tame race overall until lap 86 when there was a huge pile up sending Bobby Labonte to the hosipital and a 45 minute race delay. Bobby Labonte was complaining of sore ribs and was later released.
The wreck started when contact was made by Michael McDowell which sent David Gilliland’s Ford spinning out of control into the guardrail. Sam Hornish Jr. slid sideways into the barrier of sand barrels dividing the racetrack from pit road… from there it was a huge pile up including Michael Waltrip, Dave Blaney, Joe Nemechek, Max Papis and Reed Sorenson.
All were released from the infield medical center but it delayed the race 45 minutes. The race then re-started on lap 86 with Kyle Busch racing to the finish and getting the win on the 90th and final lap. About 3 seconds behind Kyle Busch was his team mate Tony Stewart who has a solid finish but still continues his 36 race winless streak.
You all know Tony Stewart is one of my favorite drivers of all time… even though he hasn’t won a race in 36 races. I do have to admit though… he seems to be losing his attitude and his “I’ll say what’s on my mind” reputation. I think he’s setting himself up to be a leader for his new team Stewart Haas Racing.
It seems as though Stewart is not only losing his attitude but it’s almost as though he’s giving it to Kyle Busch. Kyle Busch comes off the track and says “Tony was faster than me only at the “bus stop” chicane, but nowhere else on the track.” and Tony Stewart comes off the track saying “I’m real happy with this second place finish, I didn’t have anything for my team mate Kyle Busch, he ran a great race.”
I dont’ know who’s telling my boy Tony Stewart to be nice and respectful, but whoever it is needs to let him be who he is. Overall it was a good race to watch…. Kyle Busch obviously made the chase… Tony Stewart also bettered himself in the points… so overall I’m a happy fan.
By the way… Craig… i’m sure you’re happy with Montoya’s finish this weekend. He finally finished better than 41st place. haha!!!
Who’s your team and who are you rooting for to make the chase?
The unstoppable Kyle Busch sweeps in Chicagoland. He not only wins the Nationwide Cup race but also surprisingly wins the Sprint Cup race on Saturday night on the last lap. I don’t know about my readers, but I’m sick of hearing and talking about Kyle Busch. I love watching him on the track, don’t get me wrong… but with all the wins Kyle Busch has it seems as if this website is geared towards him. And it’s not. How can I stop talking about him? The kid continues to amaze the world with his relentless victories.
Saturday Night’s Sprint Cup race was one helluva race. Leaders included Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards, Jeff Gordon, Greg Biffle, Vickers, Johnson, Kenseth, Kurt Busch and well… I had my heart set on my boy Tony Stewart who ran hard and in the top 5 all race but unfortunately lead for a VERY short time. I was hoping and praying that he would have a chance to take this race home but it never came to fruition. I was on the edge of my seat the entire race and may have quite possibly drank 10 to many beers, but what happens during a NASCAR race happens. I reckon I can’t be accountable for something that I just can not control and when my boy is in the top 5 is when I really start to pound the beers.
The last 25 laps came down to three of the strongest cars all night: Kyle Busch, Jimmie Johnson and Kevin Harvick. It looked like once again Kyle Busch was going to win this race unchallenged, and that’s when Jimmie Johnson charged to the front passing Kyle Busch on the inside. The man exploded past Kyle and never turned back it was lap 16 and there was no stopping him. Busch was heard radio’ing to his crew “race over”. It was evident Jimmie had the strongest car at that point and there wasn’t much that could be done until Gililand caused a yellow flag giving Busch another opportunity. Jimmie Johnson wasn’t concerned, “Before that last caution came out, we were gone. … And you know, we had such a great car I really felt like the restart would come and we would march off and be fine,”
Take a look at the last 16 laps and the incredible restart Kyle Busch had… with two laps left Busch was able to squeeze by Johnson on the outside where it was all over but the crime.
Side Notes: Carl Edwards has had a strong season thus far and lead a few laps here in Chicagoland, he unfortunately broke his splitter brace which would put him out of contention. Earnhardt struggled all race finishing in 16th along with Kasey Kahne in 15th. The Newman joining Stewart talk is still running rapid in the pits and it sounds to ME that Newman will in fact be racing for Stewart-Haas. The two are friends on and off the track, they’re both from Indiana and it just so happens Newman’s contract is up after this season with Penske.
For those of you who heard the rumors of Obama sponsoring a Sprint Cup team. “The Obama campaign will not be sponsoring a car in the Sprint Cup Series, though we will continue to look for ways to reach out to voters and convey Senator Obama’s message of change.” said Bill Burton, an Obama campaign spokesman. I also read a news article written by USNEWS.com where they interviewed Jimmie Johnson and Chandra Johnson and spoke about NASCAR fans being McCain supporters. I also wanted to thank USNEWS.com for referencing my website in their article!
Thanks for the traffic. Alright Ron Ripplers… What were your thoughts for the race?
I was contacted by a NASCAR fan yesterday evening who is holding an online Auction for Multiple Sclerosis. Whenever a fellow NASCAR fan needs help, you can always count on Ron Ripple to be there for you. Janet Van Leer sent me an e-mail yesterday in regards to her MS Auction she’s currently holding. Click Here to view the Auction. It started on Tuesday and will be ending midnight April 1st. So if you’re a NASCAR fan and see an item on her website that you’re interested in, please make sure you bid on it. It’s not only going to be a cool item, but all the proceeds are going to a good cause.
If you’re not sure what MS is… MS stands for Multiple Sclerosis and is a very devestating Disease. It’s a disease that attacks the Central Nervous System which is made up of the brain, spinal cord, and optic nerves. Basically this disease slowly works its way through the Central Nervous System and often causes one to become disable. There isn’t a cure for this disease yet but there’s a lot of researchers working on it. So make sure you visit Janet’s website and if you see something you like please bid on it. Every dollar counts.
First and foremost I would like to thank everyone for entering. I had an incredible response from ya’ll… close to 500 entries whether it be entrecard droppers, people commenting, subscribing to the blog or writing about the contest on their own blog. Thank you thank you thank you! We entered all the names in a random list generator at random.org and we now have a winner!
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I was contacted by a NASCAR fan yesterday evening who is holding an online Auction for Multiple Sclerosis. Whenever a fellow NASCAR fan needs help, you can always count on Ron Ripple to be there for you. Janet Van Leer sent me an e-mail yesterday in regards to her MS Auction she’s currently holding. 
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