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Published on October 2nd, 2008 | by Ron Ripple

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Talladega… “If you’re not first, you’re last!”

Talladega… one of the biggest and baddest super speedways in the world will be hosting the 4th race in the chase! Get excited my fellow Ron Ripplers because this is going to be one to remember.

The famous saying by the great Ricky Bobby… “If you’re not first, you’re last” couldn’t be more correct during this time in NASCAR racing. We’re officially at the 4th race for the chase, and this is the time to start winning. As expected… you’ve got Jimmie Johnson and Carl Edwards out there running flawlessly 1 and 2, with the unexpected Greg Biffle right behind them. (I expected it)

Alright everyone… here’s my pick for the weekend. Not to sound cocky or anything but I’ve been pickin winners lately and have a great feeling about this. Talladega is a track where only the strongest survive, and I mean STRONGESTTT!!! Kyle Busch has had a horrible time during the chase with no top 10 finishes and all of them resulting with some sort of mechanical problem. Well this weekend I’ve got a great feeling he’s going to have a flawless car and “drive it like he stole it.”

Kyle Busch has a lot to prove these last few races and if he has a solid car, he’s going to go out and do it. I know I always talk about how whiney and goofy he is… but the kid “pisses excellence” just as Ricky Bobby did in the movie Taladega Nights. He’s gonna have a few bad luck races but his bad luck is finally gone and the good luck is back.

Check out this clip if you’re not catching the one liners I’ve been using in this post.

So that’s my pick for the weekend. even though I hope Greg Biffle does well, because he’s my pick to win the championship overall. I know you can’t count Jimmie Johnson and Carl Edwards out, so lets just hope Sunday isn’t their day.

If you’re in Taladega this weekend make sure you look for me. I’ll either be trying to steal Jimmie Johnson’s wife Chandra away or hitting on Jeff Gordon’s wife Ingrid. Just mentioning those names makes me want to write a post about which Team Owner has the hottest wives on their team. So far I’d have to say Hendrick Motorsports… they sure do know how to pick them.

Speaking of picks… let me know who you think is going to take home the checkered flag this weekend. Is it Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, Kyle Busch, or good ol’ Greg Biffle. Let me know who you predict.

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I'm Ron Ripple, Featured in Forbes Magazine as NASCAR's Biggest Fan, I'm 3 time Junior Mr Olympia. When I'm not drinking beer and watching NASCAR, you can find me in the local gym doing squats. Let's go racing!



12 Responses to Talladega… “If you’re not first, you’re last!”

  1. Rowdy Joe says:

    Ricky Bobby is my hero. My pick is going to Jeff Gordon. He\\\’s owns this track.

  2. Greg says:

    I think it’s going to be Stewart’s day! Gibbs needs a win.

  3. John says:

    BIFFLE

  4. WTF says:

    First it’s Talladega, with two L’s. It’s ok its got to be tough packin’ around that sexy mullet. Second, everyone knows Junior owns Talladega! So to recap Junior rules and Kyle drools!

  5. Ron Ripple says:

    WTF thanks for the update… I obviously skipped English class once in a while. Thanks for the corrected spelling.

  6. JerseyGirl24 says:

    JEFF GORDON!

  7. Craig says:

    June Bug rules this weekend!

  8. ryan says:

    Man this was a hell of a race. Too bad the big one came so late and took out so many of the top chasers. Congrats to Stewart for getting his first Talladega win.

  9. Nice video and i really enjoyed it. Thanks for update.

  10. used tires says:

    I love the fact that Dick Bergeron was in the inteview, and LOL I love Ricky Bobby!!!

    Till then,

    Jean

  11. I take my kids to Talladega a bunch and every time I’ve ever been the kids get into the infield for free. Not sure if they have changed it (skipped last two years) but you do have to walk through the tunnel.

  12. I got this great one that you can wrap it around what you need. You can also get thm in bricks too. I would get a few of the bricks for the bottom of the cooler and then a few of the wraps one for the top and the sides.

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